African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.

Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!

by The Austitute July 28, 2011

Taking Back Sunday

Adam, Eddie, Mark, Matt, Fred.
5 awesome guys that make up a kickass band called Taking Back Sunday.

Tell All Your Friends

by RAWR August 25, 2003

tanking

comes from mmorpgs, where you would have a healer in your party and a person with high defense. (i.e. meat sack-o-shield warriors). the warrior rush an opponent and the monk would do their best to keep the warrior alive with healing and stat bonuses. then, the other members could
a)fight and hit hard
b)run away like scared little girls

so, in essence, it is a big distraction to open opportunites for attack or to run away, like a sacrifice but to keepp it alive.

Chaos Deity had the best plan to win by tanking the enemy patrol and having his team run away.

by Chaos Deity October 6, 2005

talking head

1. Television personality typically show only from the shoulders up.
2. Any memeber of the faux punk band Talking Heads
3. Mumbling during the act of cunninlingus.

1. Paula Zahn is nothing but a talking head.
2. Yes, Paula Zahn plays the cello, but she was never in Talking Heads.
3. I would give anything to give Paula Zahn talking head.

by teej October 16, 2003

I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010

talking trash

To talk nonsense. To utter complete fabrications. Especially when one knows them to be untrue.

He didn't saying one thing that was right. He was just talking trash.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Pillow Talkin'

1.When one of your homies commits a murder or does something they shouldn't be doing, it's the act of ratting them out to your bitch, who in turn will bitch about it and cause problems for the both of you. Made popular by lyrical genius Tech N9ne.

2. Another way to say snitch.

!. Pillow talkin' get you caught up an brought up on charges,
Shot up a lot and departed, it's nothin short of retarded.
Cause when you say stuff,
And then you an your woman break up,
You fuckin' because your mouth wouldn't stay shut.

2. Bob: Hey man you know that snitch Lex?
Luke: Yeah, he's such a fucking pillow talker.

by SamuraiPancho412 April 17, 2009