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Too much talking, not enough booty slapping 

An interjection used to counter a person who is speaking too much without taking action. Originally used to describe situations where a man is speaking about a particular woman he is interested in, but not taking a positive course of action. The meaning has now been generalized to include almost any situation where somebody keeps talking about something, but without taking the requisite action to complete the situation.

abbreviated TMTNEBS
1)

"Yeah dude, she totally digs me. Did I tell you our hands brushed when she walked next to me?"
"Too much talking, not enough booty slapping, man! I can't believe you waste all this time talking this shit up when you haven't taken a single damn move in the right direction."

2)

"So as mentioned, after another 3 months of planning, we'll be prepared to make a document describing the possible challenges of implementation on this project."
"Too much talking, not enough booty slappin! I ain't got time for this shit, give me the goods."
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Taking Back Sunday 

Adam, Eddie, Mark, Matt, Fred.
5 awesome guys that make up a kickass band called Taking Back Sunday.
Tell All Your Friends
Taking Back Sunday by RAWR August 25, 2003

talking head 

1. Television personality typically show only from the shoulders up.
2. Any memeber of the faux punk band Talking Heads
3. Mumbling during the act of cunninlingus.
1. Paula Zahn is nothing but a talking head.
2. Yes, Paula Zahn plays the cello, but she was never in Talking Heads.
3. I would give anything to give Paula Zahn talking head.
talking head by teej October 16, 2003

I'm taking my talents to 

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."
EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

talking trash 

To talk nonsense. To utter complete fabrications. Especially when one knows them to be untrue.
He didn't saying one thing that was right. He was just talking trash.
talking trash by Ghost July 27, 2003

You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you 

A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.

Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered
A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.

"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)

talking asshole 

a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think

b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think

c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied
He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.

He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.

"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs