Taint 

The spot between the balls and the butthole. A lot of people know this to be called the "gooch". This area stops your poo from hitting your goods when it drops out.

Man if it wasn't for my taint, my sac would be covered in some dry-ass shit!

Can I paint your taint?

She licked my taint. Am I still a virgin?

Taint by J G-Unit February 8, 2009

taint 

the area between your ball sack and your asshole.

i like to rub my taint..

taint by harvizzle April 2, 2008

Tainter-tots 

wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.

"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"

Tainter-tots by April Mary June 16, 2007

Taint of Dawn

Similar to the grundle of dawn; the taint of dawn comes just prior to the ass crack of dawn. The taint of dawn is between the hours of 3am - 5am, and only applies when you must wake up between these hours.

I had to wake up at the taint of dawn to catch my flight.

Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!

Taint of Dawn by Maddog and J'Rod January 11, 2009

taint rag 

A hand or face towel used to polish up the rectal area after leaving a sloppy wet stinker in the toilet.

guy 1: Fuck it! What is this brown stain on my face towel?

guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.

taint rag by Jag Joke March 2, 2009

taint-painter 

The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.

Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."

Dave: "That's awesome."

taint-painter by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011

Taint Burger 

A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.

"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"

"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"

Taint Burger by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011