top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.

by A history muff February 28, 2011

top o' the mornin' to ya

A phrase nobody has ever actually really said in ireland because it was made up by big-shot holywood dickheads, but for some reason all the stupid americans think its a common phrase in ireland anyways, but in reality if they said it to an actual irish person they would ether get laughed at or knocked the fuck out for being retarded.

johnny:"i cant believe them yankees are so retarded they actually think we say top o' the mornin' to ya"

paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"

by rennlad420 October 4, 2011

Top Bunk

Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.

Dude--that food is top bunk!

by motobat June 13, 2015

top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.

That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."

by Spazraw September 1, 2009

Top Flite

The best or ultimate perfomance possible

You can't touch my skillz baby, I'm Top Flite! -or- Oh you really wanna see me pump it out... I'm a be Top Flite on this mug...

by tscottyd December 22, 2003

Top Slut

Top moderator in justin.tv channels not including any bots. Why slut? because they're always ontop of everyone else. enough said

top slutdarkdicehard2impress_secretagent

by hard2impress_ March 27, 2009

Top Rack Bombs

Cups that get turned upside down in the dishwasher during the wash cycle and fill with water.

Dude, my mom made me empty the dishwasher and it was full of top rack bombs.

by brewfunk January 12, 2010