tongue ring

Something others have to express their artistic nature but I'll always see them as yet another fad people immerse themselves in to be part of the "in crowd" involves paying another individual a sum of money to inflict intense temporary pain. Later you purchase a shinny trinket of some sort to jam in the hole and prove to everyone else how badass you are.

A thin, round piece of gold is one type of tongue ring. This month's identity crisis must have!

by Nathaniel Gawthorne June 2, 2005

Ox Tongue

when a slag has had sex so many times she has loose skin hanging out of her phagina which resembles an ox tongue

"i fucked this slag so hard, so many times that she totally ox tongued me, the worthless skank"

doc: this is a bad burn you will need a skin graft

slag: what skin will i use

doc: how 'bout that fucking fat ox tongue hangin' below your hot pants

by Anonymous (Evan) September 17, 2005

granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.

the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.

by G June 7, 2003

Slip of Tongue

when your tongue slips while eating a girl's pussy, and you accidentally lick her anus.

my girlfriend actually liked my slip of tongue yesterday

by K436 December 14, 2017

tongue taster

a person that tastes tongues.

Person1: OMG i just got a new job!
Person2: Well, what is it?
Person1: Im a tongue taster!
Person2: ...

by this isthename April 18, 2021

The tongue of joseph

A person who lies compulsively

That person speaks with the tongue of Joseph, every word out of their mouth is a lie!

by Season with dill January 30, 2020

Tongue on the pulse

Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.

I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.

by Katco2010 January 5, 2010