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Bed-meat

The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh.
I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.
by FoodieK July 7, 2022
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Bed Yam

A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.
George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.
by sally44567 January 1, 2012
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Bath & Bed

When your mate can’t hack it on a night out in Cardiff (Stag 2022) and they need to head back for a Bath & Bed.
Jordan’s had it, Bath & Bed for him…
by Anonymous Cardiff July 25, 2022
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Bed Bug

Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.
Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.
by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019
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to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).
“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”
by sorrower July 9, 2023
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weird bed

When you sleep and feel tingley a five year old wrote this ;)
Well how do you feel in a weird bed with weird people
by THE KINDERGANER September 22, 2017
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Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later
Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly
by Reilly gosling March 3, 2019
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