Benji Bed

When your tired but really need to piss

Honeshtly guys I gotta go to Benji Bed

by Damien Darrell August 16, 2021

Bed Pretty

The candid state of appearance for one who has gotten a good nights rest, often as observed by one’s romantic partner.

“I gotta get in the shower; I’m looking bed pretty”

by DonnyDerico January 16, 2022

Bed partner

Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?

by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 22, 2021

Bed Womb

Bed Womb

Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.

by Mrbute September 01, 2023

bed count

Something douchebags claim exist even though it doesn't.

1:I want to fuck that girl.
2:No. her bed count is too high.
1:Go fuck yourself.

by Joe The Autistic December 06, 2015

Bed Heels

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.

My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him

by TayBoop September 02, 2023

Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas March 29, 2018