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Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."
Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.
by QuacksO September 19, 2018
mugGet the Sometime in the next millennium...mug.

Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.
"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"
by TremendousClap January 30, 2020
mugGet the Next level hobo shitmug.

The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat
He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack
by im never getting married January 16, 2020
mugGet the The next backpackmug.

Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
mugGet the Cartman next doormug.

passing all the competition,man pewdiepie is next

This phrase was originally created by Jake Paul in his SONG that isn't selling like a god, church , when he clearly say that he are going to pass Felix kjjelberg A.K.A PewDiePie a YouTuber with over 50 million subscribers in such a great confidence
Passing all the competition,man PewDiePie is next,when you are so self confidence that you are blind
by urHornyWaifu July 10, 2017
mugGet the passing all the competition,man pewdiepie is nextmug.

mikey next door

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad
by joseph mommah November 2, 2020
mugGet the mikey next doormug.
word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.
wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!
by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023
mugGet the i hope your next poop is sharpmug.

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