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I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week
by Eloise010 May 29, 2018
mugGet the I'll ass you into next weekmug.

Sociopath next door

Someone that seems cool and nice on the surface, but is actually a calculating machine.
The sociopath next door is always ready to play.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
mugGet the Sociopath next doormug.

The girl next door

"the girl next door" is a girl that's most of the time, quiet, to herself, loves helping others even if it's to the extent of her own health. Aside of have no self preservation she has a LOVE for drawing, reading and LOVES to laugh at the wrong times.

Sometimes the stuff she reads isn't the holy est but it works for her. Don't go in her at home library!

She's a different kind of pretty. She's not the normal "basic girl pretty" her looks shines from her different unique features.. her cool eyes, her hair, her jawline, her socially ackward smile, her freckles, her nose. Everything about her is unique an it draws you in and you don't know why.
Boy1: "cool dude what's she like?"

Boy2: "she's like the girl next door."
by Chattywallnut0 February 15, 2024
mugGet the The girl next doormug.

side braid next to ear

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .
The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag
by Dendai February 15, 2024
mugGet the side braid next to earmug.

Next level

Some shit stupid people say because they never bothered to learn any adjectives.
The way that guy can pick his nose with his whole fist is some next level type shit.
by Bobo68 November 29, 2020
mugGet the Next levelmug.

Nexting

Holding your smartphone, checking the screen every few seconds in the hopes a new text will arrive.
The Texting turned to Nexting and I knew our conversation was over.
by TreeBunny January 18, 2016
mugGet the Nextingmug.

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