yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

Yard

Someone’s house or property

“Get down my yard cuz now “

by longshlongethan October 6, 2019

Yard shitter

An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.

"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"

by Anus Von Shitzen January 25, 2020

Yard

Commonly rephrased as "Yona".
Used when making fun of Yona.

"Hey, Yard"
"StOooOP!"

by yaard December 18, 2021

yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.

We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Yard Open

A prison term called out by inmates to indicate the area is free of guards and to proceed with passing contraband or delivering messages. It is also something to call out when someone bends over to indicate a bootyhole is open for business.

"Ay, can I get a yard check? Any 12 out there? -Nah, yard's open man."
"Damn, dropped my soap. -YARD OPEN!"

by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023