russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

Dirty Russian

A Dirty Russian is a common college prank, in which human semen is used in place of creme in a sweet cocktail known as White Russian made from vodka, Kahlúa or other coffee liqueur such as Tia Maria, and milk or cream.

* Let the semen melt before mixing it in.

* It's a crime to put semen in someone's food without their permission.

Dude, are you drinking Dirty Russian? =)

by fontendet December 23, 2010

Russian Firecunt

when a chick is sucking you off, another girl is to the right of you, and you pour vodka (high quality) into the woman's shaved vagina and procede to light it on fire. Once you are about to cum you use your penis as a fire extinguisher by jizzing all over her pussy.

last night i was running a train on this bitch, and her sister came in so i did a russian firecunt on that ho.

by raping rhino March 26, 2009

Russian Handshake

The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.

Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?
Russian: No.
Dude: Yeah, me neither.

by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008

Russian Blue

A sex act involving a sexually frustrated man who has been teased for a justified amount of time (with blue balls) & a bottle of vodka.

Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.

Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.

This act works best between a couple from two different continents.

Adam: "I love you. Take me home & give me a Russian Blue"

by Hoju October 7, 2019

redneck russian

A drink consisting of Yoohoo, Kahlua and Vodka made when milk is not available.

Bartender, I'll have a Redneck Russian.

by neatboy March 26, 2011

Russian salad

When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.

“Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”

by Shiibogle April 26, 2020