Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

by PuppyJack7 September 06, 2021

Michigan Mixture

The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.

Yeah man, did you see that video? Martin got a nasty Michigan Mixture

by waterbottleenjoyer22 August 15, 2024

Warren Michigan

Warren Michigan is a principal city in the state of Michigan usually wrongly accused of being suburban when it’s really urban. Warren has a decently high crime rate, with violent crimes getting bigger and bigger every year. It shares 8 mile with Detroit along with some other cities. Warren is home to many people with warrants and sex convictions as well. Some locals might just call it Warren while others call it Lil Detroit, Mini Detroit, or WARRANTVILLE. Warren is famous for having trailer parks all over the place from 8 mile and up. In these trailer parks, drunks, druggies, and drug dealers run wild. It is very common to see hood dudes, Rednecks, drunks, and straight up ghetto white trash individuals all through Warren. Schools are just a playground for fights, drama, and STDS. 95% of warren is either homeless, low class (Low income), or low to middle class citizens. The employment tanker heavily a decade ago and I feel like it may never recover, especially with Warren being one of the top 3 most populated cities in Michigan. Warren police may be the most corrupted police department in Michigan right up there with Roseville and Detroit.

Warren Michigan is a city, full of hard working people who don’t know how to stay out of trouble.

Warren Michigan gets misjudged as a city full of fake gangsters, when half of the city have evil people trying to prove how gangster they can be.

by Kingking247742 August 31, 2023

michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.

There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both

by Hymen grinder December 05, 2021

Michigan mitten

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass

Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?

by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024

Sweet Michigan

When you take breastfed baby poop and put it on someone’s sandwich for a mustardy surprise.

Steve doesn’t realize that he’s about to have a taste of the Sweet Michigan!

by EquestiRN February 14, 2024

Michigan Flamethrower

When you have doggy-style sex with a girl so hard that she throws up in a wide-spread fashion for a few seconds as you pull on one of her limbs.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, so how'd it go last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."

Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"

by FreshCut March 01, 2012