Hood Ninja

An individual of color who watches anime, specifically Naruto

Tyrone is a Hood Ninja

by wurpy December 30, 2022

hood poor

The opposite of hood rich. Your credit has gone so horrendous that you can no longer buy the items that you desire and IRS is after your ass. You don't have any more cash to spare for weed. Your mom is enough of you and kicks you out of her basement.

Yo did ya hear my buddy Jerome is so fuckin' hood poor, nigga can't even afford a single shot last saturday

by Oriental Memes March 12, 2017

harry hood

Something to ponder about when the lights go out. Should ultimately result in positive feelings after a small bit of tension buildup and eventual release of said tension.

Can be heard during Phish concerts and is usually a much anticipated song for the band and audience.

Harry! Hood! Where do you go when the lights go out?

*Several Moments Later*

You can feel good, good, good, good about Hood.

Example:
Jabroni what song is this
Elderwook it's Harry Hood ya dink

by Mr. Grindle July 10, 2019

no hoods in school

The Dumbest fucking rule in school

Kid:*puts up hood*
Teacher:No hoods in school!!!
Kid:WTF

by Eatus_skeetus_fetus_deletus October 15, 2019

Fake hood

A person (or a place) that pretends to be in the hood and talks with a blaccent when in reality they’re just from a predominantly white middle-class suburb.

Jake: Yo bro I think Lataysha is fake hood
Stefan: How u know?
Jake: One of her friends found her address and she just from some random-ass white neighborhood
Stefan: DAMNNN she fake hood fr fr

by Corgimations July 23, 2023

hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.

My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!

by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014