march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

by lovely 🌻 October 15, 2019

9/11

Like 7/11, they just open at nine, instead.

Hey, are you goin’ down to 9/11? If so, can you buy me a sandwich?

by Andersn’t not February 12, 2020

July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

October 9

kiss without the cringe day

Just kiss them everywhere. October 9 is literally kiss without the cringe day.

by personguyboy October 7, 2021

cue 9

cue 9 refers to a theatrical blackout.

cue 9 go! and the lights faded to black

by thevoltmaster May 1, 2004

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

9 november

slap your homies ass day

tyrone: you bro you so funny

*grabs his ass
Tyrone: what are you doin
no problem it's 9 november

by like yo ass November 7, 2022