tear that ass up

To have rough sex with a girl.

Devonte: Shanika looking fine in them sweats
Jerome: Boy, I would tear that ass up!

by Pizzlej April 18, 2020

Rip and Tear

The famous line the main character *otherwise known as Doomguy* repeatedly shouts in the beginning of the DooM Comic.
To this day, those words have become famous amongst the DooM community.

YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!
RIP AND TEAR!

by selfsappingsentry January 14, 2010

Teardrop tattoo

Signifies the person was raped in prison. The tattoo represents the tears they couldn't cry while being inside.

See that guy with the teardrop tattoo, he was raped in prison.

by Jazpur October 6, 2011

Tarspanier

the unwanted mark left in your underwear due to insufficient wiping after taking a shit.

i had to wash my underwear 3 times to remove all the tarspanier from them.

by 12aaaaaa June 21, 2016

tearbending

The result of an emotion so great that causes one to cry. Usually related to Avatar: The Last Airbender series.

In the series, certain people have special abilities to manipulate elements, which is called bending. These are specific to individual tribes and are waterbending, earthbending, firebending, and airbending. While it takes years of discipline to learn how to bend, even babies can tearbend. Tearbending is a joke the writers created meaning "to cry."

Tearbending made it's debut in the episode, The Ember Island Players.
Actress Katara: *Gasps* An Airbender! My heart is so full of hope, that it's making me tearbend! *Cries*
Actor Sokka: My stomach is so empty, that it's making me tearbend! *Cries*

If they delay the release of Legend of Korra again, I'm gonna start tearbending!

by Momoment January 27, 2012

Cloudy teardrop

Seminal fluids; especially the final remnants of an emission as it is expelled from the phallus.

Danny can't guzzle enough of the stuff, he worked it like a hungry pelican until he'd swallowed the final cloudy teardrop.

by Hexty June 11, 2018

Microsoft Teams

The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.

Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!

Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...

Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?

Teacher- Um, no, of course not

by MansoM November 5, 2020