by CAMPJOY May 8, 2023
Get the Taint Dimple mug.Similar to a Peter tingle in spider man but more of an anticipation of amazingness about to happen. When one gets a tingle in the taint it appears between the mud whistle and the scrotum. Could last up to 4 hours but if it exceeds that please see a doctor. Only the most amazing things can cause taint tingles.
by 15th round June 8, 2023
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When you play with the part of a woman or man between the asshole and ballsack and or vagina. What ever happens these days. Tossing it gently with a wet tongue and or finger. Enjoy
Got drunk and hooked up with my girlfriends roommate, insted of smashing we just shared some taint toggling
by Chefbiggeorge July 11, 2024
Get the taint toggling mug.(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.
(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.
-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.
-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12
hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
by MarnieLee December 12, 2023
Get the Taint Time mug.Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!
by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024
Get the Taint-a-Lade mug.A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
Get the Taint Diamond mug.A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.
This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.
Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.
This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.
Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.
Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”
by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025
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