Lather System

The lather system is the usage of various hygienic products, essential oils and specific cologne/perfume combinations in a sequential order to properly pamper the body from head to toe making it both sensual and tantalizing to the nose, eyes, mouth and touch.

When you incorporate ATJ's lather system into your daily routine, you are lathered!

What do you use on your beard, it looks amazing? "The lather system!"

by ATJLYFE December 30, 2018

closed systems of thought

A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.

During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.

-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut

by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019

penalty system

the absolute fucking nightmare encountered when playing gran turismo sport
fuck the penalty system, seriously

penalty system:
Punt someone off track: NO PENALTY
Rammed off track: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY AND SLOW DOWN FOR 1 SECOND

by the_UD_traveller October 6, 2020

Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

by luc9999 October 27, 2021

ragdoll system test

An underrated ragdoll fighting roblox game with many veterans using baseball bat and if you won't train your skills quickly, there is a high chance you will get crushed by a veteran from ragdoll system test

a random guy : i keep dying in ragdoll system test, help me pls
a random veteran : no, do it with your friend instead

by anonymous September 19, 2021

inconsistent system

Each system (object) has two sets of points as per Alfred Tarski--a countable set and an UNcountable set.

In an inconsistent system; the uncountable set is on the surface-exterior..making the system countable.

Tarski objects are divided into consistent systems and inconsistent systems; with the consistent systems having the uncountable set on the surface interior. This means that the universe is a countable system whereas the mind is NOT a countable system.

This is because the mind contains its uncountable set on the surface interior; whereas the universe contains its uncountable set on the surface-exterior.

The mind is a non-tarski object meaning it cannot transfer its uncountable set to the hypermorphic plane through neo-nominalism.

by metastatic February 26, 2022

Anti-Gnosis Weapon System

See A.G.W.S.. It contains the full definition.

See A.G.W.S. It contains the full definition.

by Psydon August 10, 2004