Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.

Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

by p90nub August 20, 2012

Taylor Swift

The best singer and person ever. If you hate on her you need a life, and if you call her ugly you need eyes. To make fun of someone's appearance is mean and terrible, and if you think Taylor's ugly you need an actual life. She has the best looks, voice, and personality of anyone ever and I can guarantee she's doing better than you fav right now. You're just mad she's better than you. So go get a life and stop shaming a celebrity you don't truly know. You aren't getting anywhere in life and you're an idiot if you hate her.

Taylor Swift is better than Ariana Grande.

by Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan June 1, 2018

Taylor Swift

Well anybody down there who doesnt like Taylor Swift has sand in there vaginia and shouldnt be talking here like seriously get a life.Okay?? Anyway Taylor Swift is a contry singer or they wouldnt put her on the CMA's (which is country music awards for all you slow ones) I dont know why you guys hate her you dont know her and Im not saying I do either but I dont hate her because her dreams came true and YOURS didnt!!

Person 1- "Who is that chick that beat Beyoncé?"
Person 2-" Oh that is Taylor Swift"

by ThisKidd202 March 5, 2011

skipton

Friendly word meaning 'friend and bandmate'. Nothing to do with the town of Skipton, North Yorkshire, UK, or any other Skipton. Probably derived from Skipper and Captain, and used interchangeably with either.

Alreet, Skipton, are you up for practicing tonight?

by Richard Graham April 26, 2006

Swift

The result of a penis forcing air into the vagina during sex. This causes air to rush out quickly from the vagina making a flatulent noise much like that of the "queef". The action of the air exiting swiftly brings about the "swift".

That swift caused me to go soft with a swiftness.

by jlawthelarson December 26, 2008

Taylor Swift

A freakin' hot-ass girl that I'm in love with.

I've heard rumors that she might have a career in music, but I have no idea. I've honestly never heard any songs by her, but I could look at her photoshoots all day long.

I'm thinking of sending a marriage proposal to Taylor Swift.

by klopek007 March 24, 2010