by Porkey hog December 27, 2013
The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 22, 2009
by Matt September 26, 2003
when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.
by fuzzyfats January 09, 2015
by josepoppa July 30, 2016
When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
by MewJadz June 10, 2019
A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand
Surprise, AZ is a good place to raise a family if you like being surrounded by golf carts and old people.
by Yourmamaisallama August 07, 2019