When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.
"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."
by Newman July 26, 2008
Get the Mung Surprisemug. by Porkey hog December 26, 2013
Get the Porky surprisemug. You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.
My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
Get the The Relative Surprisemug. When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011
Get the Staircase Surprisemug. by josepoppa July 30, 2016
Get the Asian surprisemug. by Matt September 26, 2003
Get the Surprise Juicemug. When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020
Get the Kronk Surprisemug.