Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.

“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor

by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023

Dirham Stretcher

A stretcher used in the occasion of hauling of a victim of domestic abuse. Particularly women.

Man, with that talk, she'll end up on a Dirham Stretcher.

by Tay Cint February 10, 2024

Shirt Stretcher

Bryce Steinmiller

Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!

Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher

I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher

by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024

“time stretchers"

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.

Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

possessive stretching

Where one is possessed by a spirit while stretching

but father she's just stretching. No she is'nt melissa she's possessive stretching

by cloudgaming1015 January 27, 2026

The Stretch Limo Driver

This is a top tier boss move for premier anal princesses. This involves one finger in the front and the other nine in the back. Truly, an impressive accomplishment.

She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demanding “the stretch limo driver”!

by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

yaoi stretch

To extend out your arms and turn your head slightly to covertly check that no one has noticed the illicit material (either written or visual) on your screen.

Having gotten so into her AO3 reading, Carol quickly did a yaoi stretch to see if her coworkers knew what she was reading.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.

by big crazy eddy February 11, 2025