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storm curtain

Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
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DANIEL STORM

DONT MATTER IF HES DAN UZI OR DANIEL STORM HES IS A LOVELY AWESOME PERSON AND HE IS THE GOAT AND HE ALWAYS KEEPS TIGHT HES BACK FASHO AND A GOATED RO WRESTLER IF I WAS DANIEL STORM I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY
DANIEL STORM IS A FUCKING GOAT
by DANIEL STORM November 25, 2021
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coconut storm

a storm that produces coconuts
seek shelter there is a coconut storm outside
by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024
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Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018
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badussy queef storm

when you finished having intercourse and the woman queefs, the male farts and they have a fan on the roof therefore making a tornado of the terrible smells
oh we just made a badussy queef storm babe!
by jqbdd December 30, 2024
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Storm

A person with many faces, and only positive. He's never mad and would never hurt anyone, and he's DRIP.
Person 1: Hi my name is Storm
Five minutes later
Person 1: LADIES LADIES ONE AT A TIME
by TheUrbanOracle March 30, 2022
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severe whorunder storm

Is when a whorenado is downgraded or weakens. This could be caused by a member of the whorenado being kicked out of the bar or Ubers home early, due to already being shithoused at 7 pm. Also a severe whorunder storm is present usually several minutes before a whorenado actually forms. Normally possessing the characteristics of; “loud talking”, extreme, sporadic, high pitched laughter and also intermittent “woo” calls. See woo girl. These things will happen more frequently and will intensify greatly, and within moments, evolving into a full fledged whorenado.
Oh fuck, here we go! Looks like that severe whorunder storm is gaining strength by the second! We’re definitely gettin some tang tonight!

Kevin said there’s a severe whorunder storm by the bar. We need to holla at them before it gains whorenado status.

I had to get the wife and kids the fuck outta Applebee’s! There was a severe whorunder storm at the bar steadily gettin worse!!
by Jmbc17 November 9, 2017
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