tate sniffer

A tate is the skin between a guy's ballsack and his asshole. A tate sniffer is a person that sniffs tates. It is commonly used as an insult. It is even a bigger insult than choch, douchebag, or asshole. Tate sniffers are usually gay, and their noses are usually very messed up from sniffing so many tates. Tate sniffers act similarly to chochs, except they are gay.

Person1: that douchebag over there have poop on his nose, and I think he is gay. He is probably a tate sniffer
Person 2: We should probably avoid him
Person1: Yeah, that sounds good

by apieceofme November 29, 2013

Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness

For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying

by Stu Marble December 23, 2007

skiffed

1. Something that has narrowly missed hitting someone.
2. A stone which is bounced across a body of water.

1. "That bullet just skiffed my ear."
2. "I just skiffed that pebble for thirty hops."

by Ross Douglas July 27, 2006

smiffenpoofs

The Smith College Smiffenpoofs are the oldest female collegiate a cappella group in the nation, founded in 1936 after a group of Smith girls heard the Yale University men's a cappella group the Whiffenpoofs and decided to start their own at Smith. Today the Smiffenpoofs (not SMITHenpoofs) are affectionately called the "Poofs," and perform at Smith events, at other colleges, at weddings and charity events, and elsewhere. Their repertoire has expanded to include both classics (Softly, Manhattan, etc.) and contemporary hits (Hide and Seek, Californication, The Chain, Lady Marmalade, etc.). They are particular fans of the Brown University men's group, the Brown Derbies.

"What are those sweet, dulcit tones that I hear...that fabulous vocal percussion...that amazing soloist...those perfect harmonies...and PS I love this song...what IS that?"

"It's the Smith College Smiffenpoofs."

by poof<3 January 23, 2008

Sock Sniffer

Someone who goes home and smells their socks to confirm how "hard they worked"

"dude, john is a dirty sock sniffer"

"i know, he thinks he did sooo much today"

by B00zehound817 September 23, 2009

Urban Stiffy

The boner that results from actually imgaining all the crazy sexual shit on this website.

Bro 1 "Dude what's with the jizz all over the computer?"

Bro 2 "I got an urban stiffy while on Urb Dic. The cleveland steamer did it for me, I had to jack off right onto my keyboard."

Mother "Seriously?! Again?!"

by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010

Wallet sniffer

A person (usually a woman) who is only interested in being with a man with loads of money.

Wallet sniffers were in abundance at the club last night.

by bandit05 July 6, 2007