bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

by HardGay! October 29, 2009

stalkerazzi

when u get stalked by a mental ex,whether it be male or female.and they seem to show up wherever u are.

"how does she know we were here?"//"who?,oh that's my stalkerazzi"

by Denman75 September 23, 2009

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas_in yo mouth77 November 15, 2010

Stalkerific

A term used of joy or to define anything in general, depends on the conversation.

Those shoes are stalkerific!

Were going to your grandmother's at four...
Stalkerific....

by sameguywhomademellek February 6, 2009

Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

stalkergitis

a unknown syndrome that occurs when a person who feels the need to stalk someone of interest all of a sudden especially when its out of their character.

My ex boyfriend Mike has come down with stalkergitis he follows everywhere.

by Guiseppe Danger! May 1, 2010