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South Carolina Sinus Squeeze

The female equivalent of the North Carolina Nose Job. The act of inserting one’s nose into a female’s vagina, then having the female contract to suck snot out of a clogged nostril. In the southern region of the state, the labia is used as a makeshift tissue for added cleanliness.
Duuude Broo. Get ur girl to give you the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. I can smell for the first time in like forever bro.
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.
by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021
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Squeezing

She rubbed it just right I started squeezing
by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer November 12, 2023
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squeezing the olive

Having a poo
I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive
by chrisbibby August 16, 2018
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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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Cheeto squeeze

When a girl is eating cheeto’s and giving you a handjob, so your dick gets covered in Cheeto dust.
Yo Caleb my girl gave me a Cheeto squeeze last night while watching talledega nights.
by TheChestersqueeze September 4, 2020
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squeeze a gay

Something you can do to your gay friend if they need it
Me:*exists*
Jo:*squeeze a gay*
by raybeez July 6, 2022
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