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Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.
Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.
by JugChugger December 14, 2019
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face-squeeze

The face made when all the cheek muscles are squeezing your eyes together
It’s so cute after she kisses me. She does the face-squeeze and giggles.
by Mywhatdidyousay May 2, 2018
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Pleeze squeeze theeze

What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
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squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.
Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.
by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016
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Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels
Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!
by Doritozkill January 11, 2024
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squeezing the olive

Having a poo
I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive
by chrisbibby August 16, 2018
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