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Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn
by superguitarded May 14, 2020
mugGet the Toothpaste Squeezemug.

Squeeze ring

Wow you have a nice squeeze ring on ya, but that sungun shoot turd mile.
by Johnnylongpeckerbignutsack November 1, 2022
mugGet the Squeeze ringmug.

Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
mugGet the Squeeze-n-wheezemug.

squirt and squeeze

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.
by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012
mugGet the squirt and squeezemug.

Party squeeze

The moves you make to compact your body so you can squeeze through a large crowd of people to get outside, to a bathroom, to the bedroom, etc. Common at house parties and concerts.
There was at least 70 people at that party. I had to party squeeze my way through the crowd just to get to bathroom, which was broken, like usual.
by Slasha26 May 18, 2011
mugGet the Party squeezemug.

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits
johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”
by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020
mugGet the squeeze tits monthmug.

Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed
by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025
mugGet the Squeezed benzedmug.

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