Spuddles

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by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025

Spud Me

A greeting used most predominantly in the Liverpool area of the UK. The term “Spud” coming from the shape of the clenched fist/fistbump.

Person 1 - “Spud Me Lad”
Person 2 - “Course Bro” *fistbumps*

by WiganerJack April 23, 2025

Spud-Muddle

When a dude finishes on your back and then wildly smacks his junk right in the middle of that mess—just pure trash energy, no class." That should do the trick!

“After a very long session of, Vanilla Karl , I did a Spud-Muddle on her back, and it was just an impulsive, raw moment between us.”

by LovelyAnarchy March 13, 2026

Spud-esque

Someone of limited charisma and meaningful insight, that sits around in a rather potato-like manner.

May or may not be of a body type resembling said potato.

Bloke 1: Mate, he’s been doing nothing all day! What’s going on in that noggin of his?

Bloke 2: Dunno, but he’s very spud-esque

by Cunce-ahoy March 13, 2026

Spudging

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:

"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

spudgirl

any female online who likes to spud around with her spudbuds on the spudnet

trenton: “you hear about that new spudgirl chick in town? she’s been spudding all over the damn place!!”

by brapqueen May 28, 2025

Spudboy

A spudboy, not to be mistaken with the devo fans, refers to a boy who likes to spud around. They are often very spuddy. They like to spud with their spud buds on the spudnet.

Rebecca: Trenton has been spudding a lot lately, he's like one of those Spudboys!

by ifjjjbjctgchvbjm May 28, 2025