Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

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anal splash

When you poop a massive turd and it splashes water up your anis so far that you digest the water

Jeffie: "dude I have to poop so bad"
Kennis: " then go"
Jeffie: " but dude it will be an anal splash if I go
Kennis: "oh dude I HATE THOSE!!"

by Jeffie and kennis February 27, 2015

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Language Spasm

When you are talking, then you switch to a random language in the middle of a sentence.

(The word "Language" can be replaced by whatever language you switch to. For example: Spanish Spasm)

Guy 1: That Math test was so hard...
Guy 2: Yeah! I think that class is no bueno.
Guy 1: Dude, stop it with the spanish.
Guy 2: Sorry it's just a Language Spasm.

by DesertStormEleven June 9, 2016

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portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

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panty splash

verb. when a woman's pussy suddenly gushes fluid in response to something sexy or erotic, typically unexpected, and/or out of a sexual context.

Hey baby, let me tell you my latest money making scheme. I can sell my worn-at-the-gym underwear online. Need pictures of me with my taped hands at the speed bag, at the bench press, at the leg press...

Oh god, you just made me panty splash!

by encinal October 20, 2018

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