Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Spider Cave

Another work for a dank , dusty old out of service butt hole

Tonight, after dinner, when my girl is nice and drunk... Im putting on my head lamp and going to explore that spider cave!

by The Creech March 4, 2011

spiderbrain

To be high/stoned and feel your brain tingle as if spiders were crawling upon it.

OMG this shits dank *puff puff pass*.....

*30 minutes later*

Dude... I feel like I have spiderbrain.

by darklette90 May 6, 2011

Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!

Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Spade foot

someone who has massive foot

did you see that girl earlier she had a spade foot

by donkeycock12555 February 14, 2012

Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.

Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014

Spider One

Hottie front man of synth-metal band Powerman 5000. Rob Zombie's brother. Hard body, deranged expression and voice like a drill sergeant. Best known for songs "When Worlds Collide" & "Bombshell".

Did you see Spider One back when he had Bright As Fuck Yellow hair?

by LyraDove May 27, 2014