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clown sober

Similar to Cali sober, where a person doesn’t drink or use hard drugs, but instead of weed being the only substance they partake in, they only do whip-it’s.
My boy hasn’t had a drink in a few months but he hit the whip it at the party last night, so weird

Nah dude he’s just clown sober
by doomanddumber January 18, 2023
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Vermont sober

When a person doesn't consume alcohol but consumes other party drugs.
"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."

"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
by Jb7ao7 February 13, 2023
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atlanta sober

"I don't do pills, I'm Atlanta sober"
by atlanta sober March 14, 2023
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Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
by capnjasbo October 21, 2023
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seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.
Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while
by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023
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