Smoking Craters

Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.

Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!

by wisss March 29, 2008

Smoking Buddy

A friend with whom your interaction consists of almost nothing but smoking marijuana. Conversation with this person is usually limited to stories involving weed, pipe dreams about smoking weed, or actually smoking weed.

While driving on the highway with his smoking buddy, James realized he didn't know anything about him... except that he'd smoked an entire pound in one week, and that his life's ambition was to open a head shop in California.

by stolencars December 17, 2008

smoke

To kill.

Smoke that fool!

Someone got smoked last night.

by nokianinja October 7, 2002

Smoke Dick

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)

She will smoke dick for a twenty piece

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

Smoking Sour

Smoking weed

I bet you Lil Wayne Is smoking sour. Just listen to "No Love" by Eminem.

by Andrew2226 February 5, 2013

smokeage

A vague indication of anything that may be smoked, usually in reference to marijuana. Could refer to pot itself, or the bong, or a spliff, or any other smokeable.

Dude, who's got smokeage?

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

smoke a ham

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007