Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

Rainbow Smash

In prison when the biggest guy from each race gets five minutes private time with pedophiles or child molesters

Did you hear what happened to the chomo

No what happened

They rainbow smashed him till he cried

by Shlament January 4, 2021

arizona ballsack smash

The process of smashing your left testicle against your right, thus creating a testicular Newton's cradle.

Dude what's he doing with his nuts?
I think he's doing an arizona ballsack smash.

by arizonaballsack December 30, 2013

The Mogar Smash

The act of punching your girl in the face, slamming her head down, then proceeding to have anal intercourse with her.

My girl wasnt in the mood last night, so i pulled The Mogar Smash on her.

by exonautic October 15, 2014

Smash your Back Doors In

The act of anally penetrating someone.

As the girl walked by, Oz said "I smashed her back doors in"

Mike said to Edie "Can I Smash your Back doors in?"

by Flangeman100 September 11, 2009

Smashing it up big stevey style

On it. The "it" term could be anything.

1) Greg: You coming out tonight for some cheeky beers?

Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!

2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?

Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!

by Spruce Moose February 20, 2011

Smash & Roll Out

To leave immediately after screwing.

Eddie: I'll be banging Mandy later!
Jason: Remember, dude: Smash & roll out!

by bullmoosebell February 23, 2011