Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016

rainbow sloth

The majestic rainbow sloth is all
The majestic rainbow sloth is love
The majestic rainbow sloth is life
You will obey the majestic rainbow sloth
The majestic rainbow sloth is our lord
The majestic rainbow sloth created all

The majestic rainbow sloth is meme god

I will obey the majestic rainbow sloth for all eternity

by P3pper November 29, 2016

The Sloth

An essential part of the ecosystem providing entertainment to all those in its nearest vicinity.

The Sloth hung from the tree like a pair of hairy, saggy testicles.

by TorqueLewith February 17, 2017

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there

Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "

by Chocsloth November 21, 2017

sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks

Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras

by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018