skeez 

The act of try to take another person's thing. It could range from drink another's coke to try to get with someone's girlfriend

to steal/

Don't try to skeez all the pizza.

skeez by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 2, 2003

Skeezer 

Someone that pretends your his friends to give people the impression that he is a cool guy

Adam: "So that kid brad randomly walked up to me and my friends yesterday and started acting like he knows us."

Zaq: "Bummer dude, sounds like you have a skeezer."

Skeezer by honeysuckles September 30, 2009

skeeter 

the name used for when the male stem of a bong is used to snort cocaine. has incredibly pleasant results when used with "skeet" or cocaine that has been passed through a flour sifter.

the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.

instructions: place finely ground cocaine on a clean, dry surface in a mound equivalent to a fatty line. place the skeeter directly over the mound in a 90 degree position. place nostril over the other end and inhale sharply while simulaneously tilting the skeeter ever so slightly so as to create a clear hole effect of outside air rushing in to further push the product up the nose. wait a few minutes then continue repeating until there's no mo' left and you gotta pound whiskey to go to sleep.

skeeter by Misc. P May 30, 2006

skeeted 

smoking mad weed and getting soo fucked up

me and annie smoked mad sh!t and got skeeted!

skeeted by megan September 29, 2004

skeezer 

When a guy cum's in a girl's ass hole and then licks it off.

Skeezer

skeezer by ginelys September 28, 2008

skeezie 

a beer, normally in a can

"Yo Dave, last night a drank way too many skeezies"

skeezie by MikedeNYC April 18, 2006

skeezie 

1.some one being really annoying or making you mad.
2.dumbass

"eww. you're such a skeezie."

skeezie by NikkiDuh June 20, 2006