Simp

: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you

Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”

Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”

by Kitty ~ March 1, 2020

Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021

SIMP

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.

Man, Ryan is a real simp.

by Kroh March 26, 2020

Simp

Simp for

S uper

I ntense
M inecraft
P layer

Friend: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP

Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player

by 7Macros February 21, 2021

SIMP

Shit
In
My
Pants

person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."

by Quackxrs April 12, 2020

Simp

Ian.Just Ian.No one else is a simp.Its just Ian.

Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.

by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020

Simp

A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.

John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”

by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019