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basement shopping

noun. rediscovering previously owned possessions with joy that is typically reserved for retail shopping. Often used in the context of items that were in storage in your parent's (or a parental figure's) basement, but can refer to the basements of friends or relatives. Frequently used for items that were packed and stored for a move. May also include toiletries, paper goods, liquor, or other trivial items liberated from said basement.
After hearing how Jen convinced her father to let her liberate the beer from the basement refrigerator, Jen's friends were impressed by her skillful basement shopping.

Jen decided to organize her spare bedroom closet and do some hard-core basement shopping.

Jess had way too much stuff in storage in her basement, so she invited Jen to do some basement shopping.

Amanda got an ice cream maker, a smoothie maker, and a tennis racket while basement shopping!
by JenMaddog January 22, 2011
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Glob Stomping

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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grudge shopping

Shopping when you are mad at your man and want to get back at him. Spending his money when you're mad.
My man ticked me off so I went and did some serious grudge shopping to get back at him. He will think twice before doing it again.
by grudgemomma May 22, 2011
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flange stomping

To lay ones foot on a big fat hairy muff.
"I heard you flange stomped Mary, poor little lamb."
"I was flange stomping the other day and.."
"Flange stomping is a favourite past-time of mine"
by ThreeFrenchHens November 1, 2011
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Still Shopping Saturday

I missed all the sales on Black Friday but, I am hoping to get some good deals on Still Shopping Saturday.
by Paty'sMommy November 16, 2011
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Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
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Mad-stomping

Stomping around like your all pissed off. It can happen if you are upset by something, and try to walk.
Damn, Ashley was mad-stomping like hell out there.
by Happygolucky12 October 18, 2013
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