shelf up

Someone who is not quite an alchoholic. A person that drinks daily but has yet to start buying bottom shelf liquor.

Hey you wanna split a liter of Evan Williams? No man your a shelf up I worry about you sometimes.

by BFG42 July 28, 2015

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while pushing out a huge shit.

I sent my girlfriend a shelfie and she sent one back.

by Dickacil October 4, 2016

Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.

"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."

by mell0drama September 8, 2016

Shelfie

When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.

"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."

by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016

shaffaflamagain

Mustard.

And make sure you don't put any shaffaflamagain on there. Because if I have even a little of that stuff I will literally die.

by Wolfe The Chemist March 5, 2017

shaffron

Someone who knows everything

Slang, shaffron

by The urbaniser March 21, 2017

Shefsky

The family that has a princess daughter and a child rapist brother and a weird sister.

The Shefsky family has a nice daughter and a weird son.

by MichaelisawesomeDivineRedeemer May 17, 2017