shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

booty shart

booty shart is when you shart right out of your booty !

sh·art - shit + fart

bro i have to booty shart so bad!!

have you ever booty sharted?

by i heart queef December 3, 2022

Shart rocket

Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.

He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!

by Patliciaisms May 21, 2016

blud shart

When one, while sharting, puts to much pressure on thy anus. One can shart blud. Also used Oldschoo Runescape

Oh no, a red stain in my white boxers. Must've been a blud shart. Also item commonly used in Oldschool Runescape.

by Loebas January 13, 2022

Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

by RICHI3333 March 13, 2019

Flow-Shart

n. v. The instance of a woman sharting while simultaneously menstruating

Blue woman: My god, Red, did you just flow-shart? It smells disgusting! Here's some TP AND a tampon!

Red woman: *Hand over mouth like kuwaii girl* Oh ho ho ho ho!

by Bartholomewtwo March 20, 2014

Glass Sharts

Whats in your crap when you take a painful shit.

'Are there glass sharts in my anus'- Dane Cook

by (:Desty July 11, 2007