Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.

Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!

by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022

Shannon Drum

A WOMAN THAT WILL LISTEN TO YOU EVEN IF HER OWN WORLD IS FILLLED WITH UNCERTAINTY; PATIENT EVEN WITH ANXIETY

The team gave me the cold shoulder after I struck out and giving the game away, but Shannon Drum gave me the confidence that I needed to get by and not be so down on the loss

by Kimokazi September 16, 2022

shariod

when it’s a mix of shit and your period and best of all, a fart.

“yo that girl has a shariod stain!!!!”

by 7019ekoorb September 22, 2022

Shardonnay

Slang used to avoid saying meth amphetamine around an unsuspecting public.
It refers to meth appearing to be SHARDS of broken glass.
Pronounced as" Chardonnay " the soccer mom energy drink.

Tweeker 1: Where can we get some Shardonnay? I think I got $30, plus we can click some stolen camping gear.

Tweeter Too: I can get an 8 ball over by AmPm for $40, I'll cover the $10 because I'm tired of watching u steal ur mom's stuff for dope.
Tweeter 1: Technically I peeled ur storage for the camping gear, so it's not stealing .

Tweeter too: the contrary, arctually being the truth...

by GeniusJunior October 9, 2022

Shanoodle

Shanoodle
Adjective
A polite term for extreme injuries caused by a brick.

I really think I’m going to shanoodle Betsy if she says anymore about potatoes.

by Mentos October 22, 2022

shannon

a guy who unadds you because he doesn’t want to see you on his best friend list, ghosts you, wants you back, cheats on you, sends you mixed signals and gets mad when you get another boyfriend. summary: shannon is a low life cheating slag

Boy: You know Shannon?

Girl: Ugh.. that lowlife?

by urabeanflicker69 December 22, 2022

Shanoonigans

A particular person acting very dumb in the face of danger.

My team consisted of a bunch of shanoonigans during our game of capture the flag.

by Cheerio 554 January 7, 2023