Shame shower

Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.

Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.

by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019

Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

Shame Pillow

an object (Read as pillow, back pack, blanket etc.) used to cover an awkward public erection

Man Christmas got wierd this year, I swear my Dad was rock'n a shame pillow half way through watching the Lion King

by Dr. Sydney Viscous January 16, 2011

Shame Face

Sarcastic for shame. Popular with children and silly adults.

Guy One: That guy just got killed by a carrot peeling!

Guy Two: Shame Face

by Bacon54 September 12, 2010

walled shame

To face the back wall while playing a guitar or bass on stage, often to conceal shyness, or give one the impression there is no audience.

Often employed by serial users of the "bass pout" in order to avoid being mocked, postgig.

"He was so tied up in his walled shame, I didn't even notice he was on stage"

by Captain Ace McKenzie April 2, 2006

Load Of Shame

When one gets so turned on, that one bust a load in pants, then has to walk an extreme distance with load in pants.

Jak: Dude, i was on the bus and mandy was kissing on my neck and gave me the load of shame.
Jimmy: dude, im sorry to hear that.

by jordan9257 October 24, 2011

shuffle shame

1. Shuffle shame occurs when you are playing music in shuffle (or random) mode and the songs you are embarrassed about listening to come on as someone you're trying to impress enters the room.

2. Shuffle shame occurs when someone is attempting to shuffle (a form of dancing popular with aznz) but fails miserably and/or realizes that shuffling is lame.

John: Hey Jimmy how you doing?
*non-mainstream music comes on*
Jimmy: ZOMGZ I don't know why that's in my mp3 library.
John: Ugh my ears hurt from not hearing mainstream music with singers who have no real talent!!!11
Pedophile looking through window: This is a common case of shuffle shame.

by HisNameIsChris October 1, 2008