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my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
by The fondler March 30, 2007
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clubbing baby seals

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009
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Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.
Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts
by Egypt April 22, 2017
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Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.
I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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Seale

Awsome man, Likes to break out into awsome dances at random, he is also kinda hot and likes to have Bromance all the time.
Man that guy is fully Seale i wish i was like him.
by rorytulor February 25, 2009
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sealer

a man or woman who specializes in clubbing young, baby seals to death for their skins.
every year 1200 cute baby seals are bludgeoned to death by sealers.
by The_Evan June 2, 2009
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SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals

Greater than you. See sex
"Socom 2 is greater than you" =D
by Ryan April 11, 2004
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