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Scrub the Pig

To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower.
e.g.
I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first.

OR

Gees that guy smells like he's got a dead rat up his arse. He can't have scrubbed the pig in a week.
by Romany Ravenflame July 5, 2009
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Schruff

The area between the penis and the balls. On most men, this is the site which eminates the most perspiration and therefore the most ball-smell.
Whewwweee! My boyfriend isn't a stinky guy, but one whiff of his schruff could send you to your grave!
by schruffhead July 18, 2009
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Scrub cannon

Referred to as an under-mounted grenade launcher in COD or the ak74U submachine gun in COD Black Ops. Both extremely gay, and even more so when used together
Hey look at the fag with the scrub cannon under-mounted scrub cannon, you know he likes it in the stink from time to time.
by Colonel Sanderson12345 May 8, 2011
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scrub one off

(verb) In the the bluegrass genre it means the starting of the song also know as mash one , cut it , put it in the pocket , drop the big one five, or weld it.

One needs to understand it has nothing to do with jacking off ( all though it could)
ladies and genta mens we gonna scrub one off fer ya
by chip staford June 22, 2011
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Scrub Time

Towards the end of an athletic competition(usually a basketball game) when one team has obviously secured the win. All of the worst players(scrubs) on both teams who ride the bench finally get to play. Scrub Time usually will not exceed a few minutes in most competitive levels of play and depends upon how big of a lead the winning team has.
Bench Warmer 1: "Hey...it might suck that we're losing by 30 points in the 4th quarter but at least we might get some playing time."

Bench Warmer 2: "Awesome, I love Scrub Time. I was starting to fall asleep a little bit and my legs are numb."
by Benchwarmer23 April 18, 2012
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Saruf

Saruf: ya classic frat start who doesn't even know it, ego the size of a cockasarus but dont tell him it will shatter. Romantic sap on the inside, and stone cold stud on the outside. Truly embodies the phrase “once you go brown the other colors just let you down
Who’s that dancing to all I want for Christmas?

That’s a saruf!
by santalover29 December 15, 2018
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Scrub

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a busta
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
Aziz is a right scrub
by Minifunk22 October 3, 2019
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