dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.

Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.

by anonymous March 16, 2021

single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.

Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.

by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021

Quad scissor

4 female crotch grind.

Last night I started a quad scissor with my tennis team.

by Arm pitt britt June 17, 2021

Friendly scissors

Friendly scissoring your mom and taking her out to breakfast.

No I gave his mom the friendly scissors when she saw me the other day.

by User.urmum November 5, 2021

Dog scissor

The sexual act of rubbing one’s anus on someone else’s anus.

Jordan spent all night dog scissoring his partner.

by Marcass-hole August 15, 2021

Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 12, 2021

Edward Scissor Lips

Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.

That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!

by ECO-AF December 14, 2021