Said

A disgusting guy who cheats on girls he’s begged for a relationship before

*it is wonderful in their relationship*
Said: we can't be together you act like mom

Girl: can we talk live?

Said: oOops you know by the way I cheated on you, the end we will never be together again.

by daddys girl November 21, 2021

You've said a mouthful.

You are sucking up with so many complements that it's like you have your mouth full male orgasmic excretion.

After plying lots of unfounded compliments to someone, the person responds by saying, "You've said a mouthful."

by RMatrix April 12, 2021

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020

that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

by KaptainKid March 13, 2012

Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!

What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.

Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

least said, soonest mended

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.

"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025