closed system

When a person goes off by themself with their laptop, primarily to the bathroom, sits on a towel, and proceeds to masturbate

Dude, did you make a closed system just now?

by PeachesNCream July 30, 2008

American System

Paying your own bills when having a friends gathering at an eat out place. Usually used in the sub continent.

Khan: So who is going to pay the bill?

Malik: American system ;)

by libran November 18, 2011

Eddie System

Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place

2. A system created to run in a grocery store.

3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.

4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.

5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.

6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.

Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success

by HollywoodSF July 28, 2012

factory system

an arrangement bringing manufacturing steps together in one place to increase efficiency

When they steam engine was invented, this imroved the factory system.

by ANONYMOUS739292 February 28, 2017

Lather System

The lather system is the usage of various hygienic products, essential oils and specific cologne/perfume combinations in a sequential order to properly pamper the body from head to toe making it both sensual and tantalizing to the nose, eyes, mouth and touch.

When you incorporate ATJ's lather system into your daily routine, you are lathered!

What do you use on your beard, it looks amazing? "The lather system!"

by ATJLYFE December 30, 2018

penalty system

the absolute fucking nightmare encountered when playing gran turismo sport
fuck the penalty system, seriously

penalty system:
Punt someone off track: NO PENALTY
Rammed off track: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY AND SLOW DOWN FOR 1 SECOND

by the_UD_traveller October 6, 2020

Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

by luc9999 October 27, 2021