Bait and Switch

To start flirting and spending more time with a boy or girl just to get to know that person's friends more. Then, going out with one of that person's friends instead of the person him/herself.

I though John was really into me, but he just used me to hook up with my friend Kara. John just pulled the old Bait and Switch on me.

by Aamoldini February 26, 2009

Nintendo Switch

It's the process of gay sex in which both participants switch sides of whos fucking.

Yo those dogs just switched places, Nintendo Switch!

by xX_Ghey_Orange_Xx August 19, 2017

Flip The Switch

a horrible 'ska' band from elk grove, california. these guys are all fat and super disgusting.

is that flip the switch? yeah, they're fucking gross.

by Robert Appel June 19, 2004

Kibbles and Switch

The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.

Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.

by Bangkok Benny 2 May 29, 2009

Dipshit Switch

A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.

B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;

1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.

A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.

by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011

Taco Switch

A chinese firedrill during an orgy. To exchange sexual partners with someone close by, preferrably during group sex.

Chuck got tired of Amy during the orgy and called for a taco switch.

by Ben Smith December 12, 2004

Care-switch

Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.

Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!

Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.

by I'll Watch You Burn March 5, 2012