Sticky Mum

A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.

We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.

by Russell Dust May 10, 2018

sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.

Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.

by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018

sticky fruit

Toddler name for fruit leather. And really, who can blame them? "Fruit leather" doesn't sound appetizing at all. Nobody wants to eat leather, even if it's fruit-flavored

Dad: Want some sticky fruit in your play-lunch today, Wilma?
Wilma: Uh-huh.
Dad: I'll give you two, so you can share one with Archie.

by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023

Sticky Pancakes

When you nut in someone’s ass and then eat it.

“Last night I had me some Sticky Pancakes”

by StPancakes_OG January 20, 2022

Rippin' a Sticky

The act of rippin' one off so hard, that you have made everything around you sticky. Often accompanied by stains on clothing.

Brad: You see Mackenzie last night.
Todd: Yeah, I went home and was rippin' a sticky after seeing dat ass.

by Cazeo June 23, 2018

sticky bottle

When you've been riding your bicycle for some hours, and go for a big ol' crotch scratch leaving your hand covered in a mix of sweat, chamois cream and ball cheese. You then use this hand to have a bit of a drink, leaving your bidon covered in swamp funk.

Dude, get that fucking sticky bottle away from me. I'll get herpes.

by BingBangBokChoi March 2, 2018

Sticky Steven

When a guy masterbates and unloads in his hand. He then wipes it on the closest thing he sees.

Don't ever shake Paul's hands, he's known for doing Sticky Steven's.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020