Squirted out

When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’

“Ugh man sorry I got to go to bed I’m squirted out”

“I am squirted from that test”

by Bug thug thug bug 😈 August 5, 2022

squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

Squirt Tip

Noun.

The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with

1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?

2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber

Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.

by Wrld333 November 5, 2020

Squirt

When a girl pees on a guy during sex.

Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.

Synonyms: pee

“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”

“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”

“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019

by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019

Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016