Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.
AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad
Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.
The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a SnakeWoman.
L: "OMG, Monica didn't text me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a SnakeWoman."