Sloth Walker

Someone with no pep in their step. A worker who just drags his feet

I waited for 25 minutes at McDonald's because they have a bunch of sloth walkers working in there.

by Ninjanessa April 19, 2025

Sloth

A sloth is used to describe someone who is very kind, chill, and doesn't give a damn about what other people say. These types of people are very friendly, and are know for their special ability to see the good in even the most bleak situations.

"Dude... Jerry is a very kind Sloth!"

"How do you know?"

"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."

"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."

by Softestsloth420 June 22, 2025

slothophile

Someone who is extremely attracted to sloths, romantically or otherwise.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sam Altman cheated on his wife with a sloth?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total slothophile.

by hyperslopper November 9, 2025

Slothren

A lazy person with a preference for League of Legends. Often shortened to sl.

That guy's such a Slothren, you can smell him all the way from here.

by TastaturKaempfer December 27, 2025

Sea Sloth

a person composed of despicable qualities.

Good luck in getting that sea sloth to come with us. He hasn't cleaned his room in weeks.

by Albert Gonzalez August 22, 2008

Ventripotent Sloth

Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.

You're such a ventripotent sloth.

by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010

Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth

Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something

by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011