Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

Shrimp

A really small, shrivlled up, gross looking penis. Often looks like a shrimp.

Daisy: "Ew scarlett your boyfriend finn has a shrimp"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"

Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"

by Dazy235 March 20, 2021

get shrimped

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.

*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!

by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024

Shrimp

A rare torture method where the victim's legs are curled forward, making them resemble a shrimp's tail, hence the name.

"Do you know what happened to Jeffery?"
"You know, rumor has it he got shrimped."

by Smiling.Turtle April 29, 2022

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Shrimp

Someone with a little penis.

Martinez baker has a baby shrimp in his pants

by Big dick booby November 7, 2017

Shrimped

The ultimate mastery of anything.

“Dang bro he isn’t just goated he is Shrimped”

by Muk August 26, 2019