Cleany shrimp

When your gurlfriend sucks on your cock for a prolong period of time while you chill out (more relaxing than a blow job a.k.a suck fun). Generally performed when you are tired or after sex.

Glynn: can you be a cleany shrimp later?
Laura: hell yeah!

Glynn *smug face*

by d'baba April 24, 2011

baked shrimp

The sort of nigga that stops at red lights in GTA, brushes his teeth after every snack, goes to sleep with his lights on.

'See that JB kid? What a fucking baked shrimp'
'I'd fucking smash that baked shrimp'

by MyPubesOnFleek August 19, 2016

Jumbo Shrimp

a phrase that has now taken the place of "cool" So... if your going to say cool..say "JUMBO SHRIMP!!"

OMG..thats so jumbo shrimp!

by Penny Lane May 13, 2005

All australian shrimp COCKtail

An all australian orgy with at least 7 inch cocks

me and jess are going over to shanes for an all Australian shrimp COCKtail, its gonna be orgasmic!

by loito69 July 12, 2009

spitin shrimp

When someone or a group of people is talking a bunch of non-sense or things that dont make sense or things that ypu know are not true

Jim,"hey dude did you hear about Hailey?"

David,"No what happened"

Jim,"She has a dick"

David,"No she doesn't i banged her last week,so quit spitin shrimp"

by Will [RTB] June 27, 2007

fresh shrimp

A flaccid penis still in a used condom. The condom is removed in the way that one peels a shrimp.

Rory nibbled on a fresh shrimp after having sex with a hot guy.

by ghostydude November 3, 2010

Jumbo shrimp

Someone is is really big, muscular, and well exercise but their penis is extremely small

Jessica: omg I thought Chad would have a big dick but he is just a jumbo shrimp

by Seraah's friend January 5, 2017