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Root pooty

Hot Latino daddy who loves to stink up the joint with his booty. He loves to fart and poop, and has alot of fans who love it too!
Brian: Phew! It smells like Root Pooty was in this room! Break out the air freshener.

Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!
by dopey white guy December 1, 2023
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Lily Root

Lily Root is an amazing and wonderful human being! She can be obnoxious at times, but if there's is a problem with her friends, she'll get pretty serious. She always knows what's best for her and her family (friends included). Lily Root is a fairly shy person around strangers and the public, but around friends, she's an extrovert; no matter who is around her, if she's with her friends, she'll do about anything. Lily can do everything and anything, and everybody knows it.

Her middle school years are rough, but by the time it's 8th grade, she'll have almost all A's. She doesn't like writing against her will, and if she has to write everyday... she'll do everything except for writing, and probably look up photos on Google.

Lily Root loves playing video games, and when she gets home from school, she immediately runs to her computer or console. If she isn't playing video games, she's probably watching YouTube or dancing.

Lily won't do anything that she knows is bad! Though she may accidentally say a few curse words away from home, she will feel very guilty about it.

Lily Root is amazing, and you should become her friend! I mean... if you're into that.
by cantlivewithout April 18, 2019
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Roots Hipster

A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.
Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster
by ZS95 March 5, 2015
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The square root of pi

it is not pi
person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi
by minecart November 20, 2021
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root dog

Jimbo: “I’m gunna root dog ‘er bubba”
Rusty: “Do it for Dale! YEE YEE
by ‘Ol Smoke September 10, 2021
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root room

A room in a house party designated for rooting.
Esh to the host: "oi cunt where's ya root room"
by Mintchgonk November 24, 2020
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smell my root

When you meet a new flame and you want her to smell your root.
I was by the fire and this girl was looking to smell my root.
by Red Juan Elgordo November 20, 2022
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